A sampling of the gems that waft out of my mouth as a parent: “Only grown-ups are allowed to take diapers off babies.” “Mr. Monster, can you please leave? Gavin’s trying to sleep. Thank you.” “Hands never ever go in toilets. Ever.” “Mommy doesn’t want to say grace over her goldfish crackers. Mommy is a…
Founder of Sitting Around.
Hypochondriac extraordinaire.