Things I Say in the Course of an Average Week

A sampling of the gems that waft out of my mouth as a parent: “Only grown-ups are allowed to take diapers off babies.” “Mr. Monster, can you please leave? Gavin’s trying to sleep. Thank you.” “Hands never ever go in toilets. Ever.” “Mommy doesn’t want to say grace over her goldfish crackers. Mommy is a…

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When I Sell the Rights to This, I’m Going to Make a LOT of Money

I always meant to write a post explaining the crazy soap opera that is the background with my Ex. I meant to do this when I started this blog. But then I got off track and time passed and I basically forgot. Lately, however, I’ve noticed an increasing number of readers sending me questions. Questions…

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Cindy McCain’s Hidden Half-Sister

I’m sure it surprises exactly no one that I’m not too keen on the second Mrs. McCain. Aside from being a vapid home wrecker who looks far too much like a vampire for my personal comfort, Cindy McCain is a liar. See, if your husband is running for President, we as the American people would like…

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