My tolerance for people has never been particularly high. Once, while my three year old self was trying to reach a toy off a store rack, some stranger told me to “hold” my “horses.” I was appalled. Who was this woman? And what gave her the right to chastise me? Why was it so hard…
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Ghosts of New Year’s Eves Past
(Disclaimer: This post will not contain any sappy resolutions. I don’t do the touchy-feely stuff, so don’t worry.) Tonight is New Year’s Eve and, as a result, the Ex, G, and I are on lock-down. No one may leave the house after 8 pm on what has to be the most dangerous night of the…
Almost nobody dances sober, unless they are insane
I want you to imagine you are on a boat and that you are fishing. You feel a tug on the line and reel in a feisty little fish. Pulling the line out of the water, you place the fish in your boat. It flops about manically, tail flailing, head thrashing. Every so often it…
