Category Archives: stupidity

Erica Ever After?

So my mother sent me this text last night: Just watched Bethenny Ever After. She reminds me of you! At first, I recoiled. How could my mother think that? Based on the one show I’ve seen, it is clear that Bethenny is a stubborn, opinionated, loud Jew who likes fancy things and bossing boys around….

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Security Pat Down

Clearly, I was the most suspicious-looking person at the airport yesterday, as evidenced by the pat down I received. I arrived early, hoping to get on an earlier flight. I didn’t get on the flight, but it was very good that I got there when I did. Despite the security line consisting of five people…

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What’s a birthday without a cake?

Last year, the Ex made G his birthday cake. Here’s what his looked like: This year, I tried my hand at the birthday cake. Here’s what mine looked like: (We made an emergency stop at the store en route to the birthday party today.)

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