Category Archives: politics

McCain Should Have Picked a Jew

You know, I don’t even find this stuff shocking anymore. GOP Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin’s 17 year old daughter, Bristol, is 5 months pregnant. She is a senior in high school who is planning on keeping her baby and marrying its father. Her pro-life, deeply Christian mom has said that she is very proud of…

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Veep, Veep!

I woke up this morning, thinking, “Wow. That was a crazy dream I had last night. I imagined McCain picked some unknown, inexperienced, right-wing nut job from a disconnected state as his Vice President. I’m so crazy. No more wine before bed anymore!” And then I opened my laptop to find that, crazier yet, it…

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Cindy McCain’s Hidden Half-Sister

I’m sure it surprises exactly no one that I’m not too keen on the second Mrs. McCain. Aside from being a vapid home wrecker who looks far too much like a vampire for my personal comfort, Cindy McCain is a liar. See, if your husband is running for President, we as the American people would like…

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