Tales from the Tracks

An Unapologetic Elitist Attempts Motherhood

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Entries from December 2008

When I Sell the Rights to This, I’m Going to Make a LOT of Money

August 21st, 2008 · 9 Comments

I always meant to write a post explaining the crazy soap opera that is the background with my Ex. I meant to do this when I started this blog. But then I got off track and time passed and I basically forgot. Lately, however, I’ve noticed an increasing number of readers sending me questions. Questions [...]

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Tags: babies · stupidity

Cindy McCain’s Hidden Half-Sister

August 19th, 2008 · 6 Comments

I’m sure it surprises exactly no one that I’m not too keen on the second Mrs. McCain. Aside from being a vapid home wrecker who looks far too much like a vampire for my personal comfort, Cindy McCain is a liar.
See, if your husband is running for President, we as the American people would like to [...]

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Tags: politics · stupidity

Handmade, Custom Wallets

August 16th, 2008 · 3 Comments

Okay, time for an embarrassing confession: I have had the same cheap wallet since I was in eighth grade. (I’m now in my mid-twenties, so hopefully that will give you a sense of how disgusting said wallet is.)
A few weeks ago, I finally decided that it was time to splurge on a new wallet. As impressive [...]

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Tags: beauty