Comments on: Things I Say in the Course of an Average Week http://www.talesfromthetracks.com/2008/08/25/things-i-say-in-the-course-of-an-average-week/ Wed, 09 Nov 2011 17:10:24 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.3 By: washwords http://www.talesfromthetracks.com/2008/08/25/things-i-say-in-the-course-of-an-average-week/#comment-583 washwords Wed, 27 Aug 2008 01:28:57 +0000 http://www.talesfromthetracks.com/?p=96#comment-583 ha ha ha. these are great. I'm not even a parent and i've said some of these. to my friends. no, just kidding. mostly. ;) ha ha ha. these are great. I’m not even a parent and i’ve said some of these. to my friends. no, just kidding. mostly. ;)

]]> By: Jen W http://www.talesfromthetracks.com/2008/08/25/things-i-say-in-the-course-of-an-average-week/#comment-580 Jen W Tue, 26 Aug 2008 14:09:17 +0000 http://www.talesfromthetracks.com/?p=96#comment-580 Oh man, I constantly catch myself saying things that I never thought I would say. Things like, "Go put some pants on. Stop running with scissors. If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?" Stuff like that. Oh man, I constantly catch myself saying things that I never thought I would say. Things like, “Go put some pants on. Stop running with scissors. If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?”

Stuff like that.

]]> By: Tony http://www.talesfromthetracks.com/2008/08/25/things-i-say-in-the-course-of-an-average-week/#comment-577 Tony Tue, 26 Aug 2008 04:35:00 +0000 http://www.talesfromthetracks.com/?p=96#comment-577 Great list! Frightening how things just roll off the tongue, then you think, "Where did that come from?" Here's a sampling of my most memorable moments while raising four daughters (as a single dad for most of the years)- "I don't care how pretty it is, you cannot wear Aunt Freda's Star of David to mass!" "Don't kill your sister, please!" "First one to get hurt gets a spanking." "Don't swim out any farther than what you can swim back." "Your breath stinks; did you lodge something in your sinuses again or do you need to brush your teeth?" "What are maxipads? Get off that isle, horrible monsters lurk there!" "When you know everything too, you'll get promoted to dad." "If you can't tell if it fits or not, ask the dressing room lady." Great list! Frightening how things just roll off the tongue, then you think, “Where did that come from?”

Here’s a sampling of my most memorable moments while raising four daughters (as a single dad for most of the years)-

“I don’t care how pretty it is, you cannot wear Aunt Freda’s Star of David to mass!”

“Don’t kill your sister, please!”

“First one to get hurt gets a spanking.”

“Don’t swim out any farther than what you can swim back.”

“Your breath stinks; did you lodge something in your sinuses again or do you need to brush your teeth?”

“What are maxipads? Get off that isle, horrible monsters lurk there!”

“When you know everything too, you’ll get promoted to dad.”

“If you can’t tell if it fits or not, ask the dressing room lady.”

]]> By: Evan http://www.talesfromthetracks.com/2008/08/25/things-i-say-in-the-course-of-an-average-week/#comment-576 Evan Tue, 26 Aug 2008 04:07:48 +0000 http://www.talesfromthetracks.com/?p=96#comment-576 haha, those are priceless. i can totally picture you saying those to gav. but what does he say in response? haha, those are priceless. i can totally picture you saying those to gav. but what does he say in response?

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