So not only did our reject of a leader introduce a stimulus package that will have little ability to actually stimulate the economy, but he also neglected to send me my check!

My SSN ends in 00 - 20 and I paid my taxes (yes, I owed money - tear) via direct deposit. Sooo… I should have received my check by May 2nd, which was 4 days ago. I even went to the IRS’ stupid “Where Is My Stimulus Payment?” tool and entered my info. Nothing! It couldn’t even locate a check that was on its way. A friend suggested that perhaps George knew I was a liberal and wasn’t very pleased with what I’ve been saying about him. I’m starting to think she might not be that far off…

To rub a half ton of salt in my gigantic wound, there is no phone number or email or ANYTHING where you can contact them to let them know that there has been a glitch. What if my stimulus check never comes? I need a 1-800 customer service number to dial!

I mean, I get it. The President occassionally lies. Or tells half-truths. Fibs, whatever. We’ve been here before and I’m not entirely (read: at all) surprised. But now we’re talking about money, people - my money. $300 of it. If I’m not coming after this administration for the $4,700 they’ve cost me in taxes to fund the War, the least they can do is send me my stimulus check.

I fully intend on writing a complaint letter. Just as soon as I can figure out where to send it.